Win the chance to spend a day in the presidential campaign press pool, and attend the 2008
Win the chance to spend a day in the presidential campaign press pool, and attend the 2008 Republican National Convention!
Go to:
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And submit a video answering the question:
"Why are you a Republican in 2008?"
The 5 most creative and compelling videos will be selected by the Republican National Convention Committee, and YouTube users will vote for the winner.
The deadline for submission is AUGUST 1 - so submit your video today!
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I can rank you up to a 40, 45, or 50. I cannot guarrentee a 50, thats why i allow you to
I can rank you up to a 40, 45, or 50. I cannot guarrentee a 50, thats why i allow you to pay me as i go.
There are 2 ways to do this. You let me recover your gamertag, or you send me 2, 1 month gold memberships. I would prefer if you make a new account first then let me recover it, so i dont have to waste my time making a new account for you.
( i like dealing with brand new accounts because they rank up much faster than the typical commander grd 3, the fewer the games played, the easier it is for me)
I ACCEPT MS POINTS!!!
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It is hard trying to cope with a wooden alligator!
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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three o
http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" music and lyrics by bo burnham subscribe if you like it sry, the piano is a little loud
People think im tall, you probably do too, Cause i got a big hat size and a 16 shoe. As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twig, To top it all off, my weener is a...tiny
It doesnt make any sense, its only 2 1/2 Whenever i'm naked even asians laugh (sry) It'll be like nothing youve ever felt Im the only guy who needs a condom belt...(what?)
Please dont be mean, please dont be a jerk Ive tried all those pills trust me they dont work. If girth was a virtue, I'd end up in hell, Right now I'm erect, and you can't even tell.
I hate myself, Why isnt it long? Did my circumcision go horribly wrong? When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob, "I can only give you a finger-job"
I wanna be the stud, now i'm the stooge. It wouldn't be wierd, if my balls weren't so huge. I guess it would be great if i was hung like a horse, But i gotta let nature take its course...
just kidding im huge.
copyright that sh*t
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(1.9) Fred meets a girl named Bertha outside the community bar. Bertha seems really nice,
(1.9) Fred meets a girl named Bertha outside the community bar. Bertha seems really nice, but is she really? http://MySpace.com/FRED
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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three o
http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" music and lyrics by bo burnham
hey I'm Santa Claus, I'm the king of snow I hate my wife because she is ho ho ho She used to please me everyday Then she made it clear that Santa's only s'pose to come once year Now i buy whores Rock n roll and i stuff their stockings with my north pole
I had a wonderful life With a healthy household and a beautiful wife and a pot full of gold then my wife spent my riches all by herself and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf now i drink all day and a part of me dies cause my wife's gettin gangbanged by the rice krispie guys
Everyday i get up, and i get to work late, my boss says "hey whatsup?" i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat "big pussy!" i cant argue with that if another kid gives me frosted flakes i swear on my life, ill eat his parents.
im the easter bunny hey im back used to funny now im hooked on crack heaps of heroine aint no joke marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke coooooke drugs for life thats my plan but now i have no attention sp.....
hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick i think they got herpes from some irish chick
santa, tony, could you guys please stop? oh snap.....crackle and pop
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Watch the official video for "Pork and Beans" from Weezer starring some familiar YouTube f
Watch the official video for "Pork and Beans" from Weezer starring some familiar YouTube faces. New Self-Titled "Red Album" out June 3rd, 2008!
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The German Version of I'm Bo Yo
LYRICS:
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
The German Version of I'm Bo Yo
LYRICS:
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it, And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming, And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses. If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya
I'm bo yo And im the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater im hot Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3 Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree) That's right, consider yourself warned Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.
First base, were making out Second base, im getting faked out. Third base, im getting take out And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out But I just don't know I said I just don't care My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear Cause you can smell and spell my stink B.O. lingers and it makes you think
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Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts, I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her. Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise. My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...
Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name
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Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics This isn't about ironic pigment If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.
My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me) Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three o
http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" thinks i'm gay YO this is NOT homophobic...its suppose to be a joke? ha ha? subscribe if you like it music and lyrics by bo burnham
Everytime i go to dinner it seems like im getting a little bit thinner I'll sit down at the breakfast table i can talk, but theyre not able When i look at them i find there's a single question on their mind. i wish it could go back to the way it was its not easy no because...
My whole family thinks im gay i guess its always been that way. Maybe its cause of the way i walk, that makes them think that i like...boys
The goddamn question just wont go away cause i get asked every single day but the way they ask it is no disguise, like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" This is the worst, baby this was my fear Now their opinions are crystal clear.
My whole family now is shocked, I'm in the closet and the door is locked. Now my glory days are gone, I was John Elway now im Elton John.
My whole family now suspects, That watching spongebob had side-effects. But im not gay and thats what i said, If i'm gay then god strike me dead.
Just cause i go to an all-guys school, Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool. When I go outside, what do i see? The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"
I think that God might think im gay, What does he know anyway. My grandma gave me a present just last year, and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"
My whole family thinks im "fab" There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab! Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way, Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay.
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow, Or my favorite color is, the rainbow. I dont mean to yell but i fear i must, Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.
Even my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding
You all probably think I'm gay, Man this song is counterproductive... la la la la la...
Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay, What am i suppose to say? Baby you gotta see right through the haze, Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.
My whole family thinks i'm queer, That is all i ever hear, But ive been as straight as a ramp, If you dont count Bible camp.
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