THIS IS HOW I LIVE ON YOUTUBE:
1. Don't send me a friend invite if I don't know you. Because I don't accept friend invites from people I don't know. Sorry!
2. If you want me to check out your videos, great, go ahead and tell me about them. But don't send me some copy-and-paste "OMG I LUV UR VIDS CUM CHECK OUT MINE!!11!!!111111". Not only will I not watch your videos, but I will mark it as spam.
3. I don't trade subs. If I want to watch your videos, I'll subscribe. If you want to watch mine, then subscribe. But I'm not going to subscribe to you just so you'll subscribe to me.
4. This is a family-friendly channel, and I will delete anything off of it that I deem inappropriate.
5. If you talk to me, I will almost always talk back. :)

Who is this "winklie", anyhow?
Hi. My name is Kelly. I am:
- A goofy redhead who manages to keep busy without actually accomplishing much.
- Some strange blend of Grace Kelly, Lucille Ball, and Anne Shirley.
- A ballroom dancer and frustrated writer nursing a strange infatuation with words.
- A magnet for accidents who can smile through just about everything (just so long as she can go home and cry for a bit).
- Taking the journey one step at a time (each step earning a place in the Ministry of Funny Walks).
- Constant and contradictory all at the same time.
- 100% hypoallergenic and additive-free!