The history off egg-sucking is a very long and glorious practice, indeed. The Ancient Egyptians used this practice as a common healing method. The Romans thought of egg-sucking as the most "Glorious and most powerful natural thing ever, and the very foundation of the Glorious Roman Empire itself."- Augustas Ceaser
So I am here today to inform you that our government is telling us lies! That this government conspiracy may be a threat the natural beauty of Egg-sucking itself! So we must, As Brothers, revolt againt the U.S. government and form our very own Egg-Sucking Empire!!! We will reach out to the farthest reaches of outer space, across the universe we will not accept defeat!!! The Glory of the Egg-Sucking Empire forever live!!! So get out there and suck an egg today, bitches!!!