This is about a dude called Keir. Written by his really cool mancunian friend Kerry [:

Keir is a 16 year old geezah who lives in Devon and has a really cute cat called Smudgie.

He wants to be emo. its just obvious. blates :P
Hes really really ace + nice + funny + clever + easy to talk to + he always listens when your upset and stuffs [: I don't like it when keir's upset because i never know what to say and he worries me :( so i just give him virtual hugs !

he works at one of those family farm places with the little farm animals and stuff for kids, and has a bad obsession with the till (Y)

he sends me really cool stuff in teh post like a mini fridge ! and a rock :D and chocolate with money in the box and The Used new album xD bloody ace tbh !

Tbh he's abit slow on the uptake with new songs and that..but when he gets them.. hes all like "kerry check what tune i got xD".. and also hes likin the kind of stuff i listen to atm. proper good (Y)

keir, being a nob ed, does drugs init. though i think hes trying to stop now [:

he tends to ring me when hes very drunk and talks aload of shite to me, + his phone sends me blank texts !

he plays the bass gee-tar, and always makes me guess what hes playing but just doesnt seem to understand that im no good at guessing things ! muppet :P

keirs like my bestest friend from far away [: when im all depressed and upset i want him to live here coz hes ones of the nicest friends i have, even though some stuff he talks about is so stupid and he can be a reet muppet :P

Hes my bitch! so dont go stealing tar[: