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I've changed the presets in my truck
so those old songs don't sneak up
they still find me and remind me
yeah you come back that easy
try restaurants I've never been to
order new things off the menu
that I never tried cause you didn't like
two drinks in you were by my side

I've talked to friends
I've talked to myself
I've talked to God
I prayed liked hell but I still miss you
I tried sober I tried drinking
I've been strong and I've been weak
and I still miss you
I've done everything move on like I'm supposed to
I'd give anything for one more minute with you
I still miss you
I still miss you baby

I never knew til you were gone
how many pages you were on
it never ends I keep turning
and line after line and you are there again
I dont know how to let you go
you are so deep down in my soul
I feel helpless so hopeless
its a door that never closes
no I don't know how to do this

I've talked to friends
I've talked to myself
I've talked to God
I prayed liked hell but I still miss you
I tried sober I tried drinking
I've been strong and I've been weak
and I still miss you
I've done everything
move on like I'm supposed to
I'd give anything for one more minute with you
I still miss you yeah

I've talked to friends
I've talked to myself
I've talked to God
I prayed liked hell but I still miss you
I tried sober I tried drinking
I've been strong and I've been weak
and I still miss you
I've done everything
move on like I'm supposed to
I'd give anything for one more minute with you
I still miss you yeah

I still miss you
I still miss you...... yeah.... yeah.....




ONE OF MY FASVES SONGS ^ THERE




put this sword on your profile if you have ever felt
...../\abused
.....| |hated
.....| |depressed
.....| |heart broken
.....| |as though you are nothing
.....| |not needed
__|.|__suicidle
---[|]used
---[|]dissapointed
---[|]as though no one cares for you



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Pass this poem along if you have ever felt hated, depressed, suicidal, or misunderstood. Its a good poem, take the time to read it.
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Everyone always says ''thing will get better'' but they never do.
Why on earth did i tell you ''i love you''?
People say ''theres a such thing as love at first sight.''
But i don't know what to believe since that nite.
They always told me''where there's a will,there's a way.''
But i didnt believe it because of that day.
They always say that they will always be there,
But the truth is that they didn't care.
People always told me'' the path to success is right in-front of you.''
But they never told me what i should do.
Truth is when it comes to you,people don't give a shit,
And if you died,they wouldn't care a bit.
So don't believe people when they say that they care,
Because the truth is that they will never be there




----///-\\\----If you have ever felt
---|||---|||---Alone
---|||---|||---Hated
---|||---|||---Suicidal
----\\\-///----Appathetic
-----\\///-----Depressed
------///\-----or
-----///\\\----just
----///--\\\---Feel in pain,
Put this on your file and help someone out who feels that way. People need to know they are not alone.

DO NOT COPY THIS I WILL KICK YOUR ASS IF U DO


Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,

But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.




1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against

The sorry bastard who made you sad.




2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.




3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.




4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.




5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.




6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.




7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well

Again. I don't want whatever you have.




8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.




9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;

"because you are my friend".




Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.




Send this to 10 of your closest friends,

Then get depressed because you can only think

of 4.