CHIP AND DALE!!

Today My Friend Told Me That Limited Too Is Not a Restaurant It's a store, And That you cant shoot bacon out of your body, she also told me that Quan Ziggy Ziggy Zam Is Not a holiday she told me that the Jonas brothers were not alive in 1923 and that the earth isn't covered in 75% water that there are cars in Oklahoma She also told me that no one can go to the year 3000 and oh you'll never believe this, she told me that there is no such place as Wisconsin Ohio and that Joe secretly isn't superman she also told me that Kevin wasn't controlled by an XBox remote!

Pshh...
BOY IS SHE STUPID OR WHAT!?

Funny Jonas Brothers Quotes:
nick: "Occasionally, we run outta milk and i just freak out, I'm like 'WHERE'S MY MILK??' "

Kevin and Nick:"Hey, this is the Jonas Brothers!"
Nick:"No, that sounds boyband-ish."
Joe:"We're not a boy band."

"i feel so used"-joe jonas

"I love how they just laugh at me when I say stuff. It's EXCELLENT."

"Dude. No one can touch my muscles."

"Yo. That's illogical. I can't have it."

joe: "I've dated a couple girls I've never met before."

Kevin: "Nicholas cant have other people wearing his socks-if you put on his socks he'll get upset, and its really funny!"

"We like girls."

"GET IN THE FRIDGE!

Nick:"He-He puts it on the counter and was like 'O, i might as well wash my hands!' Oops! ( buzzing sound ) U know it like exlodes."
Joe:"And He's like Joe, does my SideKick look bad 2 u and it was like, melting and the screen was like frizzing out."

"Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road ,and he'll be like,"two miles-Starbucks" He can smell it.. And every time he's right!"

"we were in a mall one time and it was on like the other side of the mall and he goes 'i can smell the starbucks.' and just starts running to it..."

"I'm gonna kill you with my gun, and then I'm gonna put you in the trunk of my car, and drag you to the desert. Then bring you back home and make sure yo're okay. 'Cause I'll feed you some of my famous dumplings 'cause I love my dumplings. My momma makes the best dumplings in the world. She makes 'em like with a little hot sause and it's like spicy dumplings."

An egg doesn't say "crack this." It doesn't say that, does it?

"Kevin take Nick!"

"Frankie's not adopted, and we won't forget that Frankie!"

"When Joseph and Nicholas tell me what to do-that freaks me out!"

Joe- Go to www.J-O-N-A-S-B-R-O-T-H-E-R-S. com
Kevin-Wow!
Nick- You spelled it right!

if the jonas brothers said breathing wasn't cool...then 99.9% of the girl population would be dead =]♥?

YOUR A TRUE JONAS BROTHERS FAN WHEN: Whenever you see alot of cars you yell TRAFFIC! You use the phrase Yo, thats illogical, I can't have it, whenever you don't believe something! You would date about anyone with similar features of the boys! You cant help but say Awesomeness when you're really pleased! When you see a picture of Nick you can't help but say Look at Nick, hes such a Stud Muffin! You know where Hi, My name is Kevin Jonas, and I'd Like to sell you a Car came from and laugh about it everytime! You buy Baby Bottle Pops, just because of the commercial! You truly beleive that Earth is the farthest planet from the Sun! You can't help but jump off the walls, literally, at fast paced songs! You wish you lived in the Year 3000 with the boys! You know who the Bonus Jonas is! Limited Too is your favorite 'Restaurant'! You teared up when you watched the speech where Nick announced his Diabetes! JB is the reason you get Magazines! You don't understand how the girls in 7:05, One Day at a Time,You Just Dont Know It and S.O.S. could of been so mean to them! Your friends start to hate you because you talk about the Jonas Brothers so much! You beg your parents to move to New Jersey! You have at least 10 JB songs in your Ipod or MP3 Player! You have the release date for their next album in your calendar! You're planning your wedding already! You were dissapointed when they didn't take off their shirts in the Poor Unfortunate Souls video! One Day at a Time makes you tear up! You comment JB everyday on youtube and constantly check for their messages/comments! You can sing every JB song word for word, even the new unreleased ones! You wish you were Mandy! A comment from the Jonas boys is received - you jump up and down screaming for about 15 minutes (more like an hour)! You constantly think about one of the boys! You argue with anybody who thinks they like one of them more than you! You liked Kevin before he became Hot and always thought he was! You know about Nick's Christian album and all the songs that were on it! You know all the boys ages and cant beleive Nick is only 15! The whole time you read this, you were smiling and nodding!

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