I am neither Asian nor African... I am bald and I like to cuss. If I ever tell you to punch me in the face it is just a joke... please do not do so. My eye blackens easily.
I prefer Indiana over Hawaii (The reasons are endless).... (OK there a 3 main reasons)
I like big butts and I know exactly why... wait I mean not TOO big... basketball ok... medicine ball butt.. no thanks. If I were to be abducted by aliens I would force them to probe me.. because it has been a while since my last medical exam and I'm curious about my prostate......