i have a hard on right now.

Don't be too new of a nutsac!

ew........

I just go out of prison this morning for tax fraud. Dude i'm so glad i'm out of that piss ass place. I'm going to be a new person no more dishonest ways man. I'm a new nutsac!

my penis says hello and goodbye. I'm heading to the hospital for awhile. I know not when i'll be coming back. I leave you these words of confusement; why work when you can pretend, why eat when you can sleep, and why clean when you can poop?!

DanceTube is here...

lol awesome, that one is cool.. i like the one where that old man is spying on chris through the window lmao that was funny

fug what does your message mean rye?

hmm...peanut on rye....

haha, will do. Maybe i'll have better luck with that.