mearsehole | July 26, 2008 (Block User)
hows the new house jack ?

Yeh is allrite its small but its better then place i use to live in a lil backgarden too where i can quietly have my ciggies.

ever watch cell block mearse??

paul the paddy has resumed his tragic youtube career..
paul the cliff barnes of youtube debate

mearsehole | July 26, 2008
alright kat...i see youve been rissened...the thick Chelsea nonce


Rissened, yeah...aint heard that in a long time.

exposing the criminally stupid..
or just letting rissen speak.. lol

mearse how is things pal??

alrite mearse, it's that time of year again when the vermin start having delusions of winning the title!
maybe if they keep saying it one year they could be right!
I'd long have been worm food by then mind!

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to docks once more for old times sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best he can for a guy his age.The old sailor asks "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies "Well Sailor you're doing about 3 knots." "3 knots?" he replies, "Whats that supposed to mean?" She says "Your knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back!"

which one ?

blonde girl in car crash says "I think I have concussion" Paramedic asks "How many fingers have I got up?" She replies "Oh god, my fanny's paralysed too"