LOVE the Halo Bag boy video, that is the best video ever. its just awesome

who doesn't haz ten d00larz? i wipe my behind wit 10 dullarz!

A naked trust, brandon, and tanishia....it's alot more of you guys than I cared to ever see.
*crying face*

Dun wori trust....itz k... *sad face*

I'm glad that Master Chief both 'pwns' and owns and ipod. Makes him more relateable......Lolollollollollollollol! *smiley face*

-When you get caught between the moon and New York City.
-What are you doing?
-I'm just happy to have a mission here in New York. You know, instead of Korea or Batzalikavia.
-Yeah, I don't think that's a real place.
-Hey, do you think I can hit a window on the Chrysler Building?
-Why would you wanna hit a window on the Chrysler Building?
-You know, for (?????)
-Uh huh.
-Hey, look at those lights. Huh. Wonder what those are for. Probably some tourist trap.
-Or maybe they're landing lights.
-Yeah, probably.
-Well, whatever. Let's do this.

-Okay. Move me to your left. Uh, your...your other left. Right, yeah, okay. Thanks. Keep...keep going.
-Could you hurry it up?
-Look, I'd let you repel if I could hold your chubby ass up. Jesus. It's like lowering an elephant. They usually have cranes for that sort of thing.
-Oh come on...the holidays. Everyone puts weight on.
-Yeah the holidays with John Merrick's house. Now be quiet. Daddy has some spy work to do. Wow, s***.
-Okay, so uh. I'll just hang out up here then. I didn't want to do the mission anyway. I guess I'll just look at the tourist lights.
-Oh for f***'s sake. Will you just find another way in? I bet if I told you there's a box of donuts in here, you could figure it out.

-Come on Ladyhawk, don't be that way.
-Shut...up!
-What's taking so long Ladyhawk?
-Some guard won't stop looking out the window. Can't believe he doesn't see me. I'm hanging right outside the ledge. Hello!
-Wait. You can...you can hold your whole body weight up?
-Come here! You wanna see the skyline? Huh?
-Steve....Steve what are you doing?
-Look! I said f***in look! That's the Chrysler Building! Is that what you were looking at?!?
-Oh Jesus Christ, we need a safety word.
-Say you love it! Say you f***in love it!
-Is that the safety word?
-Say it!!!
-I...I love it!
-Not you, Bob.
-Yeah, okay. Uh, base this is Bob. Fatty's on the ice cream truck. I repeat, Fatty's on the ice cream truck. I'm gonna need backup and a big gurney.
-(laughs)