I don't do videos. Okay I made one once, but it only consisted of me charging at objects (and people) at full speed while screaming, and then adding angsty music in the background. I also attacked my brother with a comb. Hence, I don't do videos because:

(a) most people would find me retarded
(b) I have a shaky hand
(c) I am not software-savvy
(d) I damage cameras in the process (see above)
(e) I'd rather pass out on the couch and watch TV
(f) I have better things to do (see [e])

I'm also rather obnoxious, but not in the bad way. I'm like the kid that threw a hot dog at the back of your head and then hid behind the flagpole, but came up to you later and gave you the corresponding bun.