Run run wherever you may be, We are the famous EFC, And well fuck you up, Wherever you may be, We are the famous EFC.

Its a grand old team to play for, Its a grand old team to support, And if, You know, Your history, Its enough to make your heart go WOOOOOHHHOOOOO, We dont care what the redshite say, WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CARE, Cos we only know that theres gonna be a show, when the Everton boys are there. E-VER-TON Everton Everton Everton.

Follow follow follow, Everton is the team to follow, Cos theres nobody better than Mikel Arteta, Hes the best little Spaniard we know.