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The title of the story below is called Rosetta stoned from a band called Tool (in case you were wondering I am not a psycho).For you idiots who don't know what the story's about, skip a few lines and read the part where the story says E.T.
Alrighty then, picture this if you will:10 to 2:00 AM, X, yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes in my "need to know" pose just outside Area 51 contemplating the whole "chosen people thingy when a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never expect to see a place like this.Cutting right angle donuts on a dime, stopping at my Birkenstocks and me yelpin HOLY F@#$ING S@#T!
Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rosellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla chig champa.Did a slow-mo matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L.Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice I pissed my pants".
So light in his way, like an apparition he had me crying out "F@#% me, it's gotta be, Deadhead chemistry, the blotter got right on top of me, got me seeing E-motherf@#%ing-T!
And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singualr purpose.He said "you are the chosen one.the one who will deliver the message.a message of hope for those who hear and a warning for those who don't."Me?The chosen one?They chose me!And I didn't even graduate from high school!
Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes.Don't even know what that means, must remember to right it down.This is so real.Like the time he floated away.See my heart is pounding, 'cause this s@#t never happens to me.Can't breathe right now!It was so real.Like I woke up in wonderland.All sort of terrifying.And I don't wanna be alone when I tell the story.And can anyone tell me why you all sound like peanut's parents?Will I ever be coming down?This is so real.Finally it's my lucky day.See my heart is racing, 'cause this s@#t never happens to me.
Can't breathe right now.You believe me don't you?Please believe what I just said, see they're telling true.and this wasn't all in my head.See they took me by the hand and invited me in.Then they showed me something.I don't even know where to begin.
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.Such a heavy burden now to be the one.Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending.But I forgot my pen.S@#t the bed again.It's typical.

Compañía discográfica: no one needs to know
Tipo de etiqueta: ---
Miembros de la banda: me and some dudes you won't know
Influencias: above it
Suena como: sounds like a stupid question to ask.who needs to know?
Ciudad: FL
Cuidad natal: jacksonville
País: Estados Unidos
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GNRfan1969 | 04 de julio de 2008
Avril sucks guys, blow yourselves. kthxdie.
thehotties713 | 28 de junio de 2008
avril is awsome so u need to shut up
UnknownMuzicc | 27 de junio de 2008
avril is aweosome and i agree with Bubblerap150
bubblerap150 | 24 de mayo de 2008
You're an idiot, and much more...
Rubbbberband | 05 de abril de 2008
i just re read that comment you wrote on silver what ever her name is...

i may be emo but i am not a emo loser
oblivion31 | 04 de abril de 2008
So that's what he says in Rosetta Stoned. Always wondered.

Nice choice of music. It's reassuring to know that people out there still like great bands like AIC and Collective Soul (who happen to be my favorite band) instead of new trash like My Chemical Romance and Panic! At The Disco.
jcinchains04 | 31 de marzo de 2008
avril is goD??? geez..dont worry dudde u cant do shit about this girl
nds87 | 27 de marzo de 2008
Avril is god to teenyboppers and little 14 year old girls who use their parents money to buy worthless shit at hot topic.
swimminghorseman | 23 de marzo de 2008
Dude below needs help.
username7768 | 21 de marzo de 2008
stfu avril is god
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