"Oooh, very poor choice of words, hahahaha!!!"

"You see, i'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite...and gunpowder...and gasoline!"

"A little fight in ya'...i like that."

You know you live in 2008 when:
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebo ok.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. And now you're laughing at your stupidity!