Why did audiences scream so loud at Beatles concerts?


The shock of seeing four scousers working.

A man walks in to a bar and is astonished to see three men and a dog playing poker at a corner table.

He watched in awe,then remarked, "That is the most amazing dog I have ever seen!"

"Nah, he's actually useless," said one of the players. "Every time he gets a good hand he can't stop wagging his tail"

The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "beer please, nigger."
He hit the roof and said, "why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "beer please, honkey."

I said, "sorry mate, we don't serve niggers in here."

behave yourself son, or ill tell daddy to take the pc away