Oooo, this is an SOS
Joe Jonas is the best
No one can argue this
It's true
There's nothing he could do
To split my heart in two
And he's the only one who makes me laugh
He is off the charts if you made a graph
Look at his picture instead
You think I like him, you bet

So this is how my dreams always end
I'm talking to him on IM
Then my mom walks in and wakes me up from my most important conversation

Oooo, this is an SOS
Joe Jonas is the best
No one can argue this
It's true
There's nothing he could do
To split my heart in two
And he's the only one who makes me laugh
And he is off the charts if you made a graph
Look at his picture instead
You think I like him, you bet

Next time I see him
I'm not giving him five
I'm giving him a hug
So back off, Joe's mine

Oooo, this is an SOS
Joe Jonas is the best
No one can argue this
It's true
There's nothing he could do
To split my heart in two
Yeah

Oooo, this is an SOS
Joe Jonas is the best
No one can argue this
It's true
There's nothing he could do
To split my heart in two
And he's the only one who makes me laugh
And now I even have his autograph
Thanks to my awesome friends
You think I like him, you bet
...like him you...bet