Never Go to Bed Angry.
Stay Awake and Plot Your Revenge

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

CHILDREN'S BOOK TITLES

THAT NEVER MADE IT TO THE BEST SELLER LIST
*You Were an Accident
*Strangers Have the Best Candy
*The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
*The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
*Your Nightmares Are Real!
*Grandpa Gets a Casket
*Dad's New Wife, Robert
*Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
*The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
*Whining, Kicking and Screaming To Get Your Way
*What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
*Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
*Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Join the army
Travel the world,
Meet interesting people
And kill them.