Hola

howdy hef

i'm jealous of your beach pic. soooo jealous. i feel sorry for you for having to take a pic with jason though. when did you two finally get to meet? you know i'm kidding about feeling sorry for you. i bet you guys had a blast.

Hey Heffs! I came here to tell you something and now I forget what it was. Dammit! This always happens to me. They told me popping Viagra wouldn't affect my memory... Lying bastards. They also said it would boost my sex drive, and that I wouldn't grow a penis. They lied again. I now have 3 legs.

why don't you just come here after 888, it's just a small change in plans.

naw, who needs men when you've got us?
unless we both need a back massage and someone to fetch things for us, then maybe we could allow a few good men into the inner circle.
Rick and I are talking about starting a YT commune, wanna join us?

those all sound good and let's add a butler and a maid and a chauffer and a huge bank account.

love love love
all we need is love
and a journal
and matching socks
and brownies
and lemons
and

u look so wonderfully happy in this pic...i love it!!! keep going baby cling!!

BFF's!!! But I still only like to match my clothing to Rick's. Maybe you and I can just wear coordinated socks.