An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come t
An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer!
Oh, here are the lyrics, it's kinda fast-paced:
Hummus. I'm eating hummus. Dip it to my thumb-us.
It's the best, beats the rest When you seem to need a paste with some taste to put on your pita
Hit me, hit me With a little chick pea Got a lot of bread That's the trick, see?
I'm a fast pita eater got the pedal to the metal Putting down so much bread You'd think I was Hansel and Gretel
Now my bread's all gone Hmm, what's the next pick? Checkin the pantry How 'bout some bread sticks?
Bust the tops off the box Dip it in all the way Put that stick in my head Like I'm Phineas Gage
I got my hummus from the supermarket Don't be a weenie If you want real hummus in your stomach Then you need some tahini
Is this hummus cooked? You ain't gotta boil it, yo You just need more peas than a toilet bowl
You've been sitting there for hours eating? Maybe brah... It's like the toilet's eating hummus Through a crazy straw!
Remy Remz in a Benz Cruisin' on a Sunday When'd you rent a Benz, Remz? I thought you rock a Hyundai
Driving up to Detroit Now that summer's here Rock City? Nah man, I call it Hummusville!
What, you on vacation? Sounds like a nice world Man, I'm working harder than a Valtrex in a Spice Girl
Dearborn's the place where the hummus flows I thought they liked coneys, man I saw it in the Post
I love dipping in the hummus, man I beg your pardon? I'm eating more paste than I did in kindergarten
Options pouring out on Warren lots of food I see Got cuisine on from Shatila down to New Yasmeen
I done came for the food I'm a hummus-eating menace Ask my doctor, turn your head and cough Aren't you a dentist?
Clap your hands really fast If you think hummus is the best
Now shake sh-shake shake your pita If you hit the hummus with paprika
Saddam, Iran, Osama, Baby bomber drama, little peace: it's on your TV, but believe me There is good in Middle East, it's...
Hummus. I'm eating hummus. With Thomas Jefferson-us.
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The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottle
The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude.
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Sittin' on the couch with the morning post With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run
So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian. How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies? Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.
Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34 Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness
Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?" A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk
Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh... All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel
Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend And I want them eggs poached like an elephant Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?" No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!
Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet" Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame
Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch
It just takes two bucks and I get what I need Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese "Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?
If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again
Enter the store, first you holla, then you Pick a couple items off the dollar menu Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard.
A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit Want a water? You can pay up there for spring Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing
They say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy" Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant
People say it's bad, but I don't believe them McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop! Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc
Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!
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