When life hands you lemons...find someone with a cut.

life is waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

------------------Girls
------------are like apples
--------on trees. The best ones
------are at the top of the tree
----The boys dont want to reach
---for the good ones because they
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
-from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right boy to
----- come along, the one who's
----------- brave enough to
-----------------climb all
----------------- the way
-----------------to the top
----------------of the tree

I would give you everything, but I have nothing left.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel...lets just hope its NOT a train!

sick of crying,
tired of trying,
yeah im smiling,
but inside im dying

God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?

Strangers have the best candy! =]

Girl:Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy:No
Girl:Do you like me?
Boy:No
Girl:Would you cry if I left?
Boy:No
Girl:Would you live for me?
Boy:No
Girl:Would you do anything for me?
Boy:No
Girl:Choose—me or your life?
Boy:My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE, my life.

the greatest thing you'll ever learn is
just to love and be loved in return (from one of the greatest movies ever!!!!)

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

How do gay gangsters do a drive by?
They drive in a pink car,throw skittles and yell "thats right bitches taste the rainbow"
(NewoIkkin13 and her frnd)

im a bitch and i got class,
mess with me and ill kick your ass,
so for all your people who think your cool,
just remember.....BITCHES RULE!!!