I like rock. Alot.

Ok, 4-27-08. This is the beginning of the SNOWCONE REVOLUTION. Snowcones are objects of Peace and Love and Joy. As such, they have declared war on Youtube. Post SUPPORT THE SNOWCONE REVOLUTION in yo' personal profile, dog.

Check out Meebo80000000. One of my many homies. Or Rome-ies If you catch my drift...

Does Hawaii make you randy? Me neither. It was still fun though...

Who did it best; Micheal Jackson or Alien Ant Farm? Does anybody else care?

And yes...I am 6'1.

What would you do for a klondike bar? As for me, I would do horrible things. Unforgivable things...

I have a pair of white buckskin shoes...Yea, so you know I desearve the title I gave myself...

A Pirate Accountant! Fo' Sho'! I dance like a fool and speak like a king. My hobbies include, but are not limited to, rigamarolling, swashbuckling, high kicking, backflipping, and shananiganering! If any of the previous conditions affect you as well, seek imediate medical attention. Then add me as you freind. I'll see you on the battle field!
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I sing in a sexy high falseto. 'nuff said.

I know the words to many songs i shouldn't such as Cher's "halfbreed" or "i feel pretty". "Why do I know these words?" you might ask. Well the answer is a closly guarded secret. The only ones who know have taken vows of silence and live in a monestary atop a secret mountain...

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Welcome back to the nine o'clock news. Tonights special report: Pants, how tight is TO tight?

Just so everyone knows, I is be am a people persons!! Just talk it out, baby. I also be a champ nonsense talker, so ifs you know the rules, let us commence throwing down!

Boogie Wonderland...now that was a good song. And I do find romance when I start to dance in boogie wonderland! Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts of men who need more than they get! Daylight deals a bad hand to a woman who has layed to many bets! The mirror stares you in the face and says "baby ah ah it dont work." You say your prayers, though you dont care. You dance and shake the hurt! Dance! Boggie Wonderland!

Who is this man who can tie both his shoes?

Do you believe in life after love? More importantly, do you believe in life after cher?

Tell me who hurt you, i will hunt them down. If its a street gang, ill go to war with them with bottles and chains...

Dont date communists...it dont work. Same goes for polygamists...

I like chicken salad and girls who are tom boys.

GUITAR ABILITY UPDATE: Mid-level rocker!

What is the color of your parachute? Or more pressing: What is the color of your speedo?

Grape Koolaid:"It's like a laser, but in your veins!"

Have you ever awakened to the delicious smell of bacon? God, For this I would sell my spangled pants...

I have been to the top of the mountain, and it is good...

Every so often, I come up with ideas that are truely great. Not today, purhaps tommorow...I'll keep ya' posted!

Idea Update: 2-25-08: Sledding is like sitting, only moving. What grand things while happen as a result of this scientific law?

3-15-08: The best couch is one with to many friends for the original design(sorry my friend).

4-7-08: Snorkling is best nude...so I'm told.

4-27-08: SNOWCONE REVOLUTION!!! I was there, also superchickz...

6-9-08: Do numbers have to equal themselves? If not, math is based on a lie...