i believe in the soul
the small of a woman's back
high fiber, good scotch
the hanging curve ball
that the novel's of susan sontag are self indulgent, overated crap
i believe the twin towers were a controlled demolition...
i believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing false patriotism
i believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, and opening your presents chrismas eve rather than christmas morning.
and i believe in long, slow, deep, wet kisses that last 3 days.
most importantly, i believe that my country is full of brave, unique, and intelligent people who will soon be slaves unless they wake up.