Boxman explains his feelings about the holiday season.
BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http:
Boxman explains his feelings about the holiday season.
BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh.com/merch
Beat by Lance Dean - http://myspace.com/theellarsound
Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com
http://smosh.com
http://myspace.com/smosh
----------------------------------------
LYRICS:
all I hear about is christmas spirit
f--- that s---, man, i don't wanna hear it
christmas as a box sucks and i fear it
not this time, i'm not gonna be near it
i need to find a way to get away from it all
the mountains would probably be a good call
only snow and trees is what i recall
i need to get there fast. oh s---, there's a wall
I'll tell you why I hate this time of the year
last christmas my family came to spread cheer
they gave me a bunch of gifts that teased me
none of the presents were aimed to please me
so that's why christmas is spent by myself
no more santa and his f---ing elf
but now i've reached my destination
and i can have fun without hesitation
(boxman / boxman's christmas / it's the boxman christmas / boxman christmas / boxman christmas)
hey man, why'd you hit my girlfriend for?
want me to flatten you, use you as a floor?
no, no, no, i was just trying to have fun
oh, you have a bat? well, i have a gun
calm down guys, no need to fight
i can give ya'll some --- tonight
that sounds pretty good, my hoe is right
yeah that's a great way to settle this plight
just hurry up and get into our ride
there is even some free candy inside
hey now, what are those shirts you're wearing
and what are those box cutters you're bearing
it was your kind that changed our life, you see
our family we killed in a box factory
now we'll remove you from history
look over there, i think i see bruce lee
now you see the kind of crap i go through
but now i look at life with a different view
my faith in my family's been rebuilt
at least they won't try to get me killed
(más)
(menos)
Añadido: hace 1 año
Reproducciones: 1563909
An original music video created by Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox (including lyrics/vocals)
An original music video created by Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox (including lyrics/vocals).
BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh.com/merch
Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com
http://smosh.com
http://myspace.com/smosh
----------------------------------------
LYRICS:
so let me tell you how this all came to be
I'm doin this here rap for your safety
so all you kids dont mess up like me
and be disowned by your family
so check it, this is how it all began
I was chillin, eatin' some raisin bran
I decided it was time to get a tan
so I grabbed my scissors and then I ran
I forgot my house was two stories tall
I missed the first step and began to fall
What happened next I could not recall
I was impaled by the scissors and thats not all
I thought I could get some help on the street
I got run over by a f---ing Jeep
the rest of this mess I will not repeat
to help keep your lunch, I've been discrete
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man)
I woke up in a strange location
some dirty bum had an explanation
apparently he had no education
he turned my body into an abomination
he said he found me on the road nearly dead
it was necessary he fix my torso and my head
he had no human parts so he used a box instead
the news was so overwhelming that I fled
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man)
[yo, what's up homie, you know that boxman?
yeah, he used to be a part of my clique
yeah, well what about now?
I don't know man, he can suck my --]
it's hard to live with a body of cardboard
you'd think with this cute smile I'd be adored
but since the accident I've always been ignored
I trust one day that my hope will be restored
I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me
but of course no girl likes a guy made of tree
I get so desparate that a cry and I plea
I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree
I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me
hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley
if I ever want to travel across the sea
I disguise myself as a package and fly for free
Well the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell
so that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) (x3)
(más)
(menos)
Añadido: hace 2 años
Reproducciones: 3340663
Boxman tries to get a girlfriend.
LEARN THE DANCE: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-TK_KyJx
Boxman tries to get a girlfriend.
LEARN THE DANCE: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-TK_KyJxcq4
BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh.com/merch
Beat by Lance Dean: http://myspace.com/theellarsound
Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com/videos/boxmangf
http://smosh.com
http://myspace.com/smosh
----------------------------------------
LYRICS:
There was this one time not too long ago
I saw this one girl that made my heart explode
She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho
If I made her my girl, my life would be whole
I've never spoken to her, not even a word
I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd
But believe me I've tried, but to no avail
When I flirt with girls, I always fail
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend
He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend
It's about time that I face my fears
Or I'll regret this for years and years
Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl...
Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl
Oh wait, i'm sorry, i'm not good at this
...You smell that? it smells like piss
Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee
Will you please go on a date with me?
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend
Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend
Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot
You know that kinda thing will get you shot
Humans and boxes just don't intertwine
I could have you arrested for this crime
What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century
Why you gotta go and act so elementary
I'm human inside, although it doesn't show
Come on baby, lets go
I'm not gonna let people bring me down
Now that's just something that I won't allow
I taught myself that i should just walk away
But then I always throw boiling water in their face
If there's something that I've learned from all this
It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates
But sticking together through thick and thin
And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend
He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a boyfriend?
(más)
(menos)
Añadido: hace 5 meses
Reproducciones: 4649051
|
