Hi!!

INDIE MUSIC IS GAY

All effeminate floppy haired indie benders clearly prefer the company of men. All indie bands are male, and play to male crowds, and rarely mention women in there songs. Indie-benders are unable to express there homosexual longings for each other so they end up worshipping Hitler and commiting mass-murder in a last desperate attempt to prove there manliness and authenticity. I'm not joking. The Nazi-Party was full of failed artists and stuffy romantics; much like indie-rock.

Unfortunately I can't say anymore regarding INDIE-BENDERS because it would be construed as extremely hateful and bigoted. If it isn't already, I don't have anything against gays, just indie benders. But really: there can be no mercy towards people who insist on dragging up a dead musical style from the early 1970s/80s and then arbitrarily declaring it authentic.