The Subterranean Facebook Blues
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Bob Dylan's song about Facebook
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Joined a
The Subterranean Facebook Blues
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Bob Dylan's song about Facebook
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Joined a group that loves Rent
Interested in women
How do you know this friend?
Colbert For President
Draftin' a wall post
Work had the page blocked
Message in your inbox
"Would you like a Friend Block?"
Look out kid!
That application's shit!
God knows when
You'll ever need it again
You better check out the marketplace
Play some Texas Hold-Em
A guy you met once in college
Adds an event
A toga party at Bill's
You'll "maybe attend"
Photo of a hot bird
WonderBra, no skirt
But it's just an advert
For data entry work
Add it to your PDA
Witty status updates
Must check 'em every day
"Would you like a Nickname?"
Look out kid
That application's shit!
Hide your work info
Don't add Poke Pro
Mentioned in a new note
Pick your favourite Scrubs quote
Watch a video
Tagged in a photo
Kinda like MySpace
Without as many emos
Aw, Friend Grid, Friend Wheel
Friend Wall, Fun Wall
Super Wall, Wall-to-wall
I think I've got too many walls
Your profile's private
"Would you be a pirate
A werewolf, zombie
Or vampire maybe?"
Oh, look out kid!
That application's shit
Movie quiz leaders
Rock paper scissors
So your mini-feed says
The girl by the whirlpool
You hooked up in high school
If I was a stripper
My name'd be Honey Dripper
Ah birthday remind
Online at ten oh nine, Obama's fine,
Take a quiz, make a list
Show all of your interests
Shag her, shoot him, free gifts
Futurama Addicts
New notification
"You wanna add Superlatives?"
Look out kid!
That application's shit
No longer listed as single
But actually I'm single
I just don't want my profile
To say I'm really single
I think I'm done
Adding pics to an album
Screw all of this,
I think I'll just go call someone
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A very fast and silly song about the funniest word in the world - "come". By James Tinnisw
A very fast and silly song about the funniest word in the world - "come". By James Tinniswood.
http://www.jamestinniswood.com.au
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I'm going to sing a song for you about my favourite word, it's my favourite word in the whole world to say, and it goes a little something like this, and ah one and ah two and ah one two three four
Come, come, come
Is my favourite word
Come, come, come
Is my favourite word
No orgasmic implication
I just love its phonic resonation
Come, come
Is my favourite word
Now come along and come with me
And come and drink champagne
If you come to my restaurant
Be sure to come again!
You can come right in or come right out
Or come on down, oh, come about!
If you don't like the "coming" sound
I'll have to make you come around!
Come, come, come
Is my favourite word
Come, come, come
Whether noun or verb
I sing it so you can't ignore
My aural adoration for
Come, come, come
My favourite word
Come lightly or come quickly
Well, that sound is rather vital
I have a taste for any song
That has "come" in the title
Come Together, Come As You Are
Come Sail Away, Come On Over
Hilary Duff performed Come Clean
But I prefer Come On Eileen!
Come, come, come
Is my favourite word
If you want me to move closer
Saying "COME" is much preferred!
No orgasmic implication
I just love its phonic resonation
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come
Come is my favourite word!
Jizz
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Did anyone else notice the similarity between the ending of 300 and another bloodthirsty b
Did anyone else notice the similarity between the ending of 300 and another bloodthirsty battle epic?
Fighting for freedom?
Outnumbered against a massive army?
A martyred leader?
Racing off into battle in slow motion?
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Confessions Of A Vac Work Student
#1 - The Bubbles Incident
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Based on true sto
Confessions Of A Vac Work Student
#1 - The Bubbles Incident
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Based on true stories, these events actually happened to engineering students who went out to minesites for vacation work over summer... and were forever changed by what went on.
If you have a funny story from a minesite that you would like to see spookily re-enacted, send me a message and we'll see what we can do. :)
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Interested in vac work? Join the Facebook Group: Vac work with mining and energy companies http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9793520199
Read about students latest vac work placements at http://www.drillin.com.au
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Harry Potter tries to get a sex scene into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, ruins the
Harry Potter tries to get a sex scene into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, ruins the ending of Half Blood Prince, then pitches "Harry Potter: The Musical" to J.K. Rowling, by singing "Scar" by Missy Higgins. From the 2005 University of Queensland Law Revue.
Written by Marc McKechnie and James Tinniswood.
Performed by Daniel Pizzato, James Tinniswood, Freya McOmish and Giselle Kilvert.
http://www.myspace.com/uqlawrevue
My Dad was killed, my mother too, betrayed by Peter Pettigrew
I was orphaned, they left all alone
And before I knew of wizards affairs, I was at the Dursleys underneath the stairs
I could not wait, to bid that place adieu
A giant smashed down the door of a lighthouse
He said I was the boy who lived
'Coz aren't I Harry Potter? Did I come from a magic home?
Does it make me a wizard, despite having hormones?
But still I feel apprehensive, when everyone's scared of Voldemort
He went and killed off my parents, but me? He didn't get far
Still, he left me with this scar
On the Hogwarts Train, ate of lot of sweets, met Hermione thought she was a freak
And Malfoy, well he gave me the shits
At Quidditch catching snitches one by one, flying on my broomstick, boy it was fun
And I spent my spare time playing with my wand
I'm trying hard not to cheat on my OWLs
Or try to perve on Ginny's tits
But aren't I just a teenager, though I found the Philosophers Stone
and on the chicks I deliver, but how ugly is Ron
And though I might act peculiar, I won the house cup for Gryffindor
I found the chamber of secrets, and crashed a flying car
Still, at least I've got this scar
JK: Tits? TITS?! It's a children's musical, you can't say TITS!
Harry: Oh, come on JK, it's what I'm thinking. You know the kids today, they'll love it! It'll be like "EXPOSE! Inside Harry's mind!"...
... well, what if I said "norks" instead? "Norks" sounds magical!
I think I realized just in time
That Sirius Black was a friend of mine
Those Dementors sent chills down my spine
But my Patronus it did shine
I saw the Goblet of Fire then realized there was a movie, now I'm franchised
Tell me, did you think the last book was lame?
And someday I'll be an auror, maybe the best the world has known
I'm hoping that when that day comes
By then I might have grown
But to my astonished horror, I witnessed the death of Dumbledore
And I knew all along that Snape was a Death Eater
Still at least I've got this scar
Yeah, at least I've got this scar
Yeah, the chicks they dig this scar
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A mash up of Green Day's Time Of Your Life with Music Of The Night from Phantom Of The Ope
A mash up of Green Day's Time Of Your Life with Music Of The Night from Phantom Of The Opera.
Yes, I did this in the day time. And yes, I mucked up the lip synching a bit. And the singing.
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Nighttime sharpens, heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination
Silently the senses abandon their defences
You're helpless to resist the notes
Resist the notes I write
For I compose the music of the night
Slowly, gently, night unfurls its splendor
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
Turn your face away from the garish light of day
It's something hard as lightning
But as soft as candlelight
Oh, dare you trust the music of the night?
Your fantasies unwind in darkness that you cannot fight
The darkness of the music of the night
Your darker side gives in to power
Of music that I write
The darkness of the music of the night
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A man has a strange confrontation with an ATM cash machine.
A video sketch from the 20
A man has a strange confrontation with an ATM cash machine.
A video sketch from the 2006 University of Queensland Law Revue.
Winner at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Open Season Short Film Competition
http://www.myspace.com/uqlawrevue
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FINALLY, a commercial TV network is putting party boy Corey Delaney / Corey Worthington to
FINALLY, a commercial TV network is putting party boy Corey Delaney / Corey Worthington to some good use, as this promo for a new reality show indicates...
P.S. I had a little faith in Channel Ten back when I made this back in January, not jumping on the Corey bandwagon. Oh how they turned.
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Counting Crows' "Accidentally In Love" from the Shrek 2 soundtrack.
Played by me... an
Counting Crows' "Accidentally In Love" from the Shrek 2 soundtrack.
Played by me... and me.
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