OL' SHARDY IS TEMPORARILY INTERNET-LESS!!! KEEP SUBSCRIBING, COMMENTING, AND LUVIN' ON THE CHANNEL - I'LL READ 'EM ALL WHEN I GET BACK!!! LUV YOU ALL!

Well... let's see here. I work 50+ hours a week on a horse farm (caring for mares and newborn foals, specifically) in London, Ontario, while still living well below the poverty line. I can afford the internet and the occasional pay-per-view event, though, and isn't that all that matters? =D (Food? We don't need no stinking food. Bah, you big baby. Here, you can snack on some No-name brand Triscuit rip-offs while I sit over here and watch Wrestlemania.)

If you've seen any of my videos, then you've probably already guessed me for an MFer... and you'd be right.

I'm also a die-hard member of the Leaf Nation. (Which basically means I religiously dedicate my Saturday nights to cheering for an NHL team that doesn't have a chance in hell of ever actually winning the cup.)(That's 'Toronto Maple Leafs' and 'National Hockey League', for all you people who have no idea wtf I'm talking about.)