I spend far too much time in the company of fictional characters; living in a backward farming village can do that to you - but of course, lusting after the likes of Emily Deschanel is infinitely preferable to spending my quality time with, say, sheep. I am devoted to making music video montages of my favourite programmes and writing Bones-themed fanfiction. I'm one of the many people who will forever be enchanted by the magic between Dr Temperance Brennan and Special Agent Seeley Booth. What can I say... I'm a sucker for soul mates, in all of their guises, but I also tend to believe that they only exist within the realms of fiction. Can you be a misanthropic romanticist, or is that an oxymoron?

I also relish caterwauling along to my favourite CDs, having conversations with interesting people about everything and anything, eating extensive amounts of chocolate and then dancing off the calories etc. I talk as fast as Lorelai Gilmore and am equally as fond of (obscure) pop culture references. Oh, and yes, I judge you when you use poor grammar. I enjoy beating up lascivious men who won't take no for an answer and showing my inflatable punch bag some love (with Temperance Brennan and Xena: Warrior Princess as my role models, you can hardly blame me).