I'm simple but complex, I'm not impressed with glamour, but I crave fame.
Physical beauty is skin deep, and it fades. I'll rarely respond to you, unless i feel you offer something more then materialistic bullshit, I'm very open and honest, and people usually feel comfortable around me, I feel as if i'm the guy you could tell that you have a boner to in church.
Im innovative as FUCK. Original, and barrier breaking.
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Damn, ive been at the alter-egos for so long i lost myself. Yeah, i have fun at others expense, and no my bias isnt shaped from a corny sum 41 song, I can change peoples lives with a few words, and im not Jesus. I wanna make you remember me. Im not down for cliches much, which is why im usually making fun of people, and im not gunna say "oooh im meee hehe lolz 20046" fuk out of here. And im not gunna be the slim shady "grab my sweaty nuts, i dotn give a fukk" If you're ugly, i'll tell you. Lol. hahaha. I can make armpitt farts with retards, Make fun of the calamari with rich sophisticated white people, or debate the winner of a bridge game with 68 year old women, who stencil their eyebrows on. Or i can lay down awhole bunch of cheesy sterotypes like so, and make fun of myself <-- OOOOOOOH, ARENT WE A BIG BALL OF CONTRADICTION. You really cant get to know me off some cheap text