Lyrics:
It's early in the morning,
I'm just waking up.
I got a rumble in my belly,
Lyrics:
It's early in the morning,
I'm just waking up.
I got a rumble in my belly,
I am R. Kelly.
A voice calls out hey baby,
My woman comes in the scene.
I think oooh damn girl i wish you were thirteen.
She says here's your eggs'n bacon for your morning wakin'.
She says I love you baby last night I wasn't fakin'.
I said hey listen it up, I gots to keep it real.
This food is surely good, but bitch I want my cereal.
So I put on my clothes,
I can't believe dees hoes,
Into the kitchens I goes,
Bitch I need my cheerios.
Now I'm so damn mad, I can hardly sing...
I says what? She says what? I says what? She says I didnt say anything.
I said you just wait here, I'll get it my own damn self.
The box is right where I left it, It's on the middle shelf.
She asked what about your cinnamon bun,
Thats when I pulled out my gun.
Somethings going on in here,
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this one.
So I go to the cupboard,
She says don't go to the cupboard,
I say why what's in the cupboard,
Who said anything about the cupboard?
Your standing right infront of the cupboard,
Oh is this the cupboard?
Girl you know thats the cupboard!
And thats when I opened the cupboard,
And my box was empty... empty... empty... empty.... empty... empty....
Chapter 34
Well here I am at the grocery store,
Got my cheerios and some milk to pour.
I usually get two percent but now I'm gonna try soy,
I need my proteins i am a growing boy.
Old woman in front of me, got all these coupons,
I said bitch do you really need five cents off that grey coupon?
The cashier says hey aren't you?
I said yes keep it down.
He says MC Hammer!
I said I'll bust you in your f@#$%n mouth!
He says please chill out man,
Theres no price in my hand.
I gotta do a price check and I'll know Mr Hammer you'll understand.
I said they're two for one, whats wrong with this place?!
Should we handle this the christian way? I'll shoot you in your f@#$%n face!
And then he looked at me,
And screamed security!
I said oh brother please,
Cereal is all I need!
See i went to my cupboard,
He said don't start with the cupboard!
I said you should've seen my cupboard!
He said i don't have time for all that I'm a grocery store clerk not your therapist!
So I call up my lady,
Said I'm coming home baby.
She said do you miss me?
Then I heard the rice crispies... crispies... crispies... crispies....
Chapter 189
So I'm driving home, just can't understand,
She didn't buy my cheerios she bought her own brand.
I'm about to go OJ, y'all know what I mean!
I raced home in a prop car in front of a green screen.
I bust in the house she says I know what your thinking.
Thats not crackle pop you heard, was just pop rocks and coke I'm drinking.
Hoe, thats all I could say was hoe,
Tell me hoe then what the f#@k are these rice crispie crumbs doing in this bowl!
I said thats it I'm gonna end this video!
And then the door bust down and in bust the po-po.
I said hey officer what's the problem you beep hole?!
He cited three times today I pulled my gun out on innocent people!
I made a dash for the cupboard,
Tried to hide in the cupboard,
He pulled me out of the cupboard.
I said look cop you can't take me away because I've got six more of these videos to make to complete my urban opera.
So here we are now at the end of the story,
And I'm going to jail, this time not for statutory... tory... tory... tory... tory....
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This is a parody of the song that made English
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This is a parody of the song that made English teachers cringe, "The Way I Are" by Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson. If you don't understand the humor, you may want to go dust off that old grammar book and a dictionary. ;)
Thanks to Marina (HotforWords) for lending some real credibility from a linguistics expert...oh and improving the aesthetic qualities as well. Please visit her page and subscribe for more brain expanding enjoyment!
http://www.youtube.com/hotforwords
The female vocalist is Sheena Melwani, and I was thrilled she agreed to sing on my track! She's the girl with the dark hair, and if you haven't visited and subscribed to her page, please do so! You won't regret it!
http://www.youtube.com/sheenamelwani
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