WHENEVER YOU SEE SOMEONE TRIP AND FALL SAY, "WHOO!! THAT WAS SEXY!....DO IT AGAIN!!"

If you must know, I can be somewhat bossy, but I'm not mean (no matter what anyone tells you lol)...Even though I tend to be bossy, I'm good-natured...unless you upset me...but then I'll just get over it...I hope this disclaimer doesn't scare anyone away lol...Anyways feel free to look at my page, I have some good playlists...and as you probably guessed, yes, I like dbz/dbgt...
P.S. There have been several people who have mistaken me for a boy, I am not a boy, I am a girl....it sounds a bit ridiculous, but yes, some people can't tell whether I'm a girl or not

I LOVE MY HUBBY ANTHONY!!!! He's my sweetheart, the one I waited for, and I love him soooo much!!!

My absolute best friend in the world is JumpTossCatch!! If I ever had a twin sister, she would be it. Wherever we go, you don't see one without seeing the other, if you're getting an attitude with one of us, you're getting an attitude with both us, so watch out!! Whether we're at guard practice or at each other's houses, we're always having fun and acting like fools. GET IT DIVA!!!

A good friend will help you up when you fall, but a BEST friend will be laughing because they're the one that tripped your ass in the first place!!
....or make you spit out your Sprite because they were making stupid faces at you

This is a story that one of my good friends sent me, I disagree with it but I think it's funny....
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.