The Jonas Brothers
I'M SORRY that you think they are losers && only because they aren't cussing at us through their music.
I'M SORRY that you joke me for being in love with them && only because you don't know them, && haven't givin them a chance.
I'M SORRY that they call girls beautiful instead of sexy, so you think they are wussies && only because you don't have the guts to call us beautiful instead too.
&& most of all I'M SORRY that you haven't givin them a chance, you haven't listened to their music &&you haven't thought about the fact that girls LOVE (or morrally correct ones do) when guys act like the way The Jonas Brothers do && maybe, if you acted that way, maybe we'd like you too.

OJD
Obsessive Jonas Disorder - (OJD)

A slightly unhealthy (i am not saying that I think it's unhealthy... I LOVE HAVING IT) love of Kevin, Joe, and Nicholas Jonas. [Heck, And Frankie]
Symptoms

Shouting out phrases.
Doodling, "Mrs. (Your Name) Jonas" && Others.
Frequent squealing.
Screaming at random.
Giggling for no reason whatsoever.
Wacky emails, Ims, and Chats.
Randomly breaking into song.
Watching TV all day just to see ONE commercial.
Being caught saying "Yo," more often than usual.

Behavior Around an Affected Person

There are several different things you can do when around a person who has been diagnosed with OJD. You can take the safe route: Smile, shake your head, and walk away. This is the easy way. There is also "The Approach." The approach is when an un-affected person decides to just keep saying, "You're so obsessed," over and over. This is both uncaring and unhealthy for the affected person. Finally, there is the "play-along." This is the best and most respectful way of handling yourself around an affected person. In this behavior, the un-affected person would simply agree with or comment on what the affected person says. All are acceptable ways of dealing with the facts.

So for examples:

Safe route:
OJD Affected: "Yo. I'm Joe Jonas. I'm ya best friend. Open the fridge, Eat a chicken."
Other: **Smiles and runs away**

The Approach:
OJD Affected: "Hi. I'm Kevin Jonas. And I'd like to sell you a car!"
Other: "Oh my gosh...you are so obsessed."
OJD Affected: "I am not! I just LOVE them."
Other: "Sureee."
OJD affected becomes depressed and starts to loose her JB hyper ness, which can also lead to a TLOJL which you will hear about later.

The Play along:
OJD Affected: "Yo. That's Illogical. I can't have it."
Other: Oh, didn't one of the Jonas Brothers say that? Cool."

OJD affected feels satisfied about her long process of converting all friends.


TLOJL

A TEMPORARY LOSS OF JONAS LOVE is most commonly caused by peer pressure or incorrect behavior around affected person. The affected person will actually NOT listen to or talk about the Jonas Brothers for a few hours because they feel like fools who have been talked about because of their disorder...etc. Not all OJD affected people feel this.


Catching the Disorder

OJD is not contagious for the most part. It can only be caught when you go straight to the source. However, once you are hooked, the chances of an OJD are 99% likely.


Treatment

Obviously, there is no cure for Obsessive Jonas Disorder. But really, why would anyone want one?



i know i am a dork O... and by the way...I am Cheese!!!! I play V-ball 4 my Christian school... I love THE JONAS BROTHERS, hawk nelson, and simple plan... I have seen The Jonas Brothers and Hawk Nelson live and plan to SOMEDAY see Simple Plan... I am a Christian and i am not afraid to say so.... Ummm... Yea i guess that is it...

RIP Heath Ledger... we will miss u!!! <3

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and no i'm not really n Canada... I just would love to be... :)

"Be excellent to everyone,
and party on, DUDES" ~ Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey!!!


Demi and Selena are WAAAAAAAY better then Miley!

in loving memory of marie chapman