born in former soviet republic of raagvachlad. grew up on pidgeon farm in eastern bisector of country. invent national sport of Blyvc ball which is discribed as mix between basket ball and suicide. Raggvchlad big like chrynoble oxen but much is covered by minefield. in Raagvchlad three things are not allowed ducks, re runs and kelsey grammar. there have been three civil wars in the country over wether or not the third rule is required on account of the second rule. in raagvchlad man is only allowed to marry virgin, but due to lack of elligability they are stolen from serbia.

P.S. Alexander Ovechkin is a Russian ice Jesus