I'm Lucy X)
I'm 13
I'm fucking crazy
I have bipolar (or so says me sister)
I'm depressive
I'm wild
I'm single (yeah i know but i guess it has its perks)
It is now my duty to completely drain you
I am wife and lover to many a rock star
I live for rock stars
I love to be loved
I love you (whoever you are)
I am a wallflower
I die/live/love for friends
I have a whole lotta love
I believe in what I want, not what a book tells me to believe

I'm so...startled! (South Park, The Startling)

I'll do it, I'll slap the shit out of you! (South Park, Elementary School Musical)

Caliph: What's a 6 letter word for someone who annoys you?
Max: Caliph.

Mrs. Graves: You are not lacking juices, Andrew! It's just that you're lazy to make them!
Lucy: (laughs hysterically)
Mrs. Graves: OH FATIMA!

Sheridan: Andre, why did you embarrass me at Red Lobster yesterday?
Lucy: Who the fuck is Andre?
Sheridan: You are! You're my husband remember?!
Lucy: Oh.

Ezra: I got a crotch shock. Merry fucking Christmas!

Lena: I wanted to spend the ringing of the New Year with you, dear!
Lucy: AW!

Lucy: We're true advant-garde, aren't we?
Chloe: *laughs* Sorta.

Lucy: I did my first tarot reading!
Lena: OOOO what did it say?!
Lucy: Said what i already knew- fuckin' insecure!

Lucy: I wish I was Edie Sedgewick, man.
Chloe: I'm not letting you being screwed over by a faux artist!
Lucy: Andy was amazing! And I love dating art people!
Chloe: Yeah, and look who you've dated.
Lucy: Burn to me, and to you.
Chloe: Exactly.

Chloe: I like your theories. I'd like to see if you're right.

Lucy: We should have a pimp award, man.
Sheridan: With me as the trophy!

Konrad: I'm going to get 30 vats of silly string to cover his bushes.
Lucy: Do you have any idea how sick that sounds?

Konrad: You're the most perverted person I know. And yet I love being your friend.

Sheridan: Hey everyone do you know who's hot?!
Everyone: ANTHONY!
Sheridan: All right!

Aleister Crowley:
~If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad.
~The people who have really made history are the martyrs.
Jim Morrison:
~People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend...
~I am the lizard king. I can do anything.