This guy's more of a spoken-word artist like Henry Rollins than a comedian. More rants than jokes.

Hey Doug,

With the passing of George Carlin I got to thinking about how we tend to take our great comics for granted up until the point they croak. We didn't get enough Lenny Bruce and Bill Hicks, and we could have used more of them.

Anyways, you're still here and from the looks of it, you're young and you're not going anywhere, and you're out there at a time when people need voices like yours. I just wanted to say thanks for everything you've been doing, and please keep doing it for a long time.

God, that was so fanboyish.

Yes fuck your god! Since in genesis he seems to walk around and cant find adam and eve hiding in a bush after they ate the apple of "knowledge". So that said im sure he could be fucked and since he thinks women are foul and dirty,(well we cant see thier bodies without a big fuckin debate) then I think he would like to be fucked most perferable by a nice gay gentile like that alien zytgote(or was it zygote fuck off im drunk) guy and just remember to not defend your god on a tuesday because he seems to be off on that day so he really wouldnt care. Oh and california must be next because they let the homo's marry yet the midwest is gettin a shit kickin from floods wow your god really needs to read the news that illiterate cunt! Oh to make it worse im canadian hahahaha.

i...fucking....love...your vids, fucking awesome job man.

Fuck my God? No fuck you, you panty waist pinko commi liberal piece of shit

needs more hidden cameras attack. It's great, I just wish we could get a big enough niche market to do it.

upload more vids ..lazy bastard

I saw a video a while ago of Doug dissing people being passive fans. There's a line where he says "you fucking hate Opera, but if there was a Battle of the Operas, you'd be like "fuck you my Operas way better than your gay Opera."

Can anyone tell me where that is?

Hey keep rocking those crowds, your funny as hell...I dont know how many times I have had to change my underwhear because of you.....you owe $8.50...they are cheep underwhear, they come in a giant pack of 100.

Great