Influencias: Sarah Palin, Johnny T-Shirt, Barney, Brent Phuckwood, Yao Ming, Blockbuster Video, White & Black Jesus, Larry King, Kermit the Frog
Similar a: my twin brothers Steel & Hamchill Hatcher

What is your favorite song of all time?
The Lamb Chops Theme Song

What is love?
the feeling u get when u look at me

Jeans or shorts?
jean shorts

Do you sometimes wish you were a porn star?
YES!!! my name would be Randy Pleasure

If you look at the color blue, what does it make you think of?
blue balls

What happened if you were interviewed and it never ended.
i guess i would never get a paycheck.

What is your favorite grocery store?
Piggly Wiggly....oink oink muthafucka!!!

What do you think they eat in heaven?
the clouds.......everyone feasts on clouds. but you can only eat 9 at a time.

Do you like to bake/cook?
i like baked cookies & cooked bakies

What are your "comfy clothes"?
my birthday suit. it fits well

If you were one of the seven dwarfs, who would you be?
Colored....the black dwarf. If he doesn't exist, then Happy

Is this boring?
no This is a word. Words aren't boring silly

What colour are your eyes?
dodo brown

Coke or Pepsi?
Vitamin Water hoe

How many people are in your family?
not sure, gotta ask the slave masters. they're dead though

Favorite Rapper
Rap these nuts....j/k Lil' Wayne

Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?
whose gayer? tom hands down

Whats the First Thing You Notice In A Boy/Girl?
nose hairs...i look for them

What language would you like to speak fluently?
the language of love

Are you in love?
yes, everytime I look in the mirror

How many kids (or any at all) would you want to have?
I'll let Maury decide

Chocolate or other candy?
Eat me!!

Which religion do you choose to follow?
church's chicken.

Are you fed up of all these questions?
no. I don't want to angry the Question God

Who do you count on when feeling down?
MC Hammer........HAMMERTIME!!!!!

Do you plan in advance?
only when i plan on kicking ass

Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head?
Black Jesus & White Jesus arm wrestling

If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
Cereal

What is your favourite word?
bitch

What makes you laugh?
ME, I'm the funniest person you know

If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
a Star Jones

If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?
Buy Beyonce

Who was your hero as a child?
He-Man and Papa Smurf

What do you do for fun?
Do stand-up comedy & fight crime

Where do you see yourself in five years?
On the cover Forbes Magazine

Get the number or give the number?
Steal the phone

What size shoe do you wear?
19 ladies....size 19

Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
Opera...who doesn't want to see a fat lady sing

Most Memorable Past?
Winning the Lotto...oh yeah that didn't happen, I have none then

If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
A car that doesn't need gas

Your favorite Disney Films?
The Snow White sex tape......did u see what Sleepy did. SHOCKING!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
There was a black man with some hot sauce chasing him

Do you support Paris?
Yes, make another homemade movie.....you whore

What was your last thought?
Sandals look better when you have feet

Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
Milk & Cookies Bitch!!!

Favorite fruit?
Elton John

Define yourself in 3 words...
HUMOROUS GENIUS BEAST

Do you eat cold cereal at night?
F*** Yeah

Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
Ask them for spare change

What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out
Tell him to bring Janet and a case of Jesus Juice

What is your favorite food?
You want me to say Chicken.......but um Cereal

What is your favorite place?
the Spa

If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
The ability to steal other peoples powers

Have you had a beer in the last week?
I HATE BEER

Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
Vitamin Water.....i love that sh*t, i drink it like....WATER

Favorite body part?
EarLobes & Elbows....people don't realize how important they are

Flip flops or sandles?
Boat Shoes Baby!!!

What do you do on fridays?
Plot & Conspire

How tall are you?
6'1 i think

Do you like bananas?
yes cartoon characters slip on them...it humors me...me liked to be humored...HOORAY BANANAS

#96 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humoristas - Global