I don't want you to know any more about me than you do already.
I am an absolute mess.
I need someone who doesn't mind picking up the pieces of me that quite often come un-done.
My mind is an abyss of thoughts and realizations that make no sense when standing alone nor when put together in any sequence.
I'm rly weird.
I make mistakes and stupid decisions.... ;o!
I'm real.
I'm blunt.
I'm pretty r00d.
Mother fuckers.
You suck.

And I'm in a rly weird mood, which is the only reason I actually made this right now.

If ya havin' girl problems I feel bad for you, son,
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!