Nick Jonas became my hero when he raised his hand- March 11th, 2007

"Live like you are at the bottom, even if you are at the top" -Kevin, Nick & Joe Jonas

I think I just broke my wrist trying to do the Jonas Snap!

Jonas Brothers Haters [N]: Just one less person to wait in line behind for concert tickets

PROUD carrier of OJD

FORGET the OJ, I want some JOE J!

Kevin laughs are the best kind of laughs!

When Disney Channel throws you HSM, throw it back and yell "I WANT CAMP ROCK!"

My FAVORITE Jonas Brothers quotes:

"Yo thats illogical, I cant have it" -Nick

"It was my birthday one time, and we have video tape proof of this, and we're all having fun. I'm a smiley baby, and the door swings open and it's Kevin. His curly head is by the door and he's screaming out, 'It's my birthday party!' They said it was my birthday party and he started to cry. I was like, 'WHO INVITED THIS GUY?!' it was a Barney birthday party, by the way." -Joe

"Look at Nick, hes such a studmuffin" -Joe

"We'll be hiding in corners! SCAVENGER HUNT!!" -Kevin

"PONED!" -Joe

"This is where we keep our bags...and uh...Joseph" -Kevin

"Hi, im Kevin Jonas and i'd like to sell you a car!" -Joe

Kevin: "Great now everyone will be showing up to concerts with posters of chipmunk bodies and my head!"
Nick: "YES! Do it!"
Kevin: "No, dont do it!"

"Im gunna run in traffic....THERE ARE NO CARS IN OAKLAHOMA!!!" -Joe

"My pick up line is, Slow down sugar, im diabetic" -Nick

"CORN POPS BOYS!" -Joe

"My names mufasa, im the king of the land, ill come smack you with the back of my hand!" -Kevin

"Yea i've dated a few girls i've never met" -Joe

"Dude, no one can touch my muscles" -Nick

"I went to ticketmaster.com and they were sold out, so I typed in Ineedtickets.com not knowing there was actually a website called Ineedtickets.com" -Nick

Joe: "Your not making any sense"
Kevin: "I believe im making sense to yo momma!"

(Talking about Kevin's obsession with starbucks)"We were in a mall one time and it was like on the other side of the mall and he goes 'I can smell the Starbucks' and just starts running to it" -Nick

"AWKWARD!" -Joe

"Nick was backstage after a show, and all of a sudden the doors just burst open, and like 30 girls just rushed at him and were grabbing him and hugging him- we didnt know what to do because we had no security!" -Kevin

"Kevin has as starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road and he'll be like 'Starbucks, two miles ahead.' He can smell it...and everytime hes right!" -Joe

"See these muscles...they can WRECK you!" -Kevin

Kevin: "Blank percent of the earth is cover in water.."
Joe: "75%".."70...5 off...WHAT!"
Kevin: "So like 5% of the population just died. Its cool..."

Kevin: "Urban areas make up blank percent of the earths surface"
Joe: "fitty...fitty percent"
Kevin: "If 70% of the earth is covered in water...you think...30% is cities..its all cities, we've paved EVERYTHING"

"I cant dance so people call me special" -Kevin

Joe: "My name is DJ DANJA"
Nick: "Thas DJ Danja"

"Some people say its dangerous to have umbrellas inside...BUT I AM DANJA!"

"I dont drive. I dont have my liscence. I have a permit from New Jeresey, but I dont have time to do it. When am I going to use it? Thats the most rockstar thing to do, never get your liscence!" -Joe

"Rice moves...? oh wait, NICE moves! I was like rice moves?! What kinda rice is that...DONT EAT IT!" -Joe

"Watch me do a flip....OH CRAP!" -Joe