Hallo thar!
Straight from the hick hills of Kentucky
comes Carissa LeCates;
the lowest on the white bread trailer trash scale. :]
Enjoy watching her embarrass herself.

CAQ (commonly asked questions - rebel material):

1. Will you sneeze for me?
What do you have to offer? I may consider. :] J/k

2. Why don't you show your feet?
Sicko, there are porn sites devoted to your fetish. Go look them up and do not inconvenience me again. Also, my house is very cold.

3. You're not really from Kentucky, are you?
HAHA! YOU GOT ME! I fake this thick hick accent! I do it all for show!

4. You look like a 12 year old. There's no way you're almost eighteen.
Thanks. :] In 20 years, when I'm 38, you'll think I look 32. Life is grand.

5. I live in your area! Can we meet up?
No.

6. You're ugly and you sound like a man! Quit youtube!
THAT ISN'T A QUESTION! But thanks for agreeing. :]