YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2008 WHEN...

1. You go to a party sit down and take Myspace photos.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have AIM, MSN, Facebook, or Youtube.

4. You'd rather search all around the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the T.V.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were to busy to notice number 5.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check
if there was a number 5.

11. Now your laughing at your on stupidity.

12. Put this on your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

ωнєη α gυу ѕαуѕ υя нσт
нє'ѕ ℓσσкιηg αт υя вσ∂у
ωнєη α gυу ѕαуѕ υя ρяєтту
нє'ѕ ℓσσкιηg αт υя ƒα¢є
ωнєη α gυуѕ ѕαуѕ υя вєαυтιƒυℓ
нє'ѕ ℓσσкιηg αт υя нєαят
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¢σявιη вℓєυ, αη∂ נυѕтιη ѕтєιη αяє му
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яαѕ¢ιѕт ρєσρℓє ѕυ¢к
α ωнιтє мαη ѕαι∂, "¢σℓσяє∂ ρєσρℓє αяє ησт αℓℓσωє∂ нєяє."
тнє вℓα¢к мαη тυяηє∂ αяσυη∂ αη∂ ѕтσσ∂ υρ. нє тнєη ѕαι∂:
"ℓιѕтєη ѕιя....ωнєη ι ωαѕ вσяη ι ωαѕ вℓα¢к "
"ωнєη ι gяєω υρ ι ωαѕ вℓα¢к, "
"ωнєη ι'м ѕι¢к ι'м вℓα¢к, "
"ωнєη ι gσ ιη тнє ѕυη ι'м вℓα¢к, "
"ωнєη ι'м ¢σℓ∂ ι'м вℓα¢к, "
"ωнєη ι ∂ιє ι'ℓℓ вє вℓα¢к."
"вυт уσυ ѕιя."
"ωнєη уσυ αяє вσяη уσυ'яє ριηк".
"ωнєη уσυ gяσω υρ уσυ'яє ωнιтє, "
"ωнєη уσυ'яє ѕι¢к, уσυ'яє gяєєη, "
"ωнєη уσυ gσ ιη тнє ѕυη уσυ тυяη яє∂, "
"ωнєη уσυ'яє ¢σℓ∂ уσυ тυяη вℓυє, "
"αη∂ ωнєη уσυ ∂ιє уσυ тυяη ρυяρℓє.
"αη∂ уσυ нανє тнє ηєяνє тσ ¢αℓℓ мє ¢σℓσяє∂؟"
тнє вℓα¢к мαη тнєη ѕαт вα¢к ∂σωη αη∂ тнє ωнιтє мαη ωαℓкє∂ αωαу..
ρυт тнιѕ ση уσυя ραgє ιƒ уσυ нαтє яα¢ιѕм...

ѕυρρσят ηι¢к ιη нιѕ вαттℓє αgαιηѕт ∂ιαвєтєѕ!!! ♥
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----\\\-///-----ηι¢к נσηαѕ αη∂
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A Penis, A Cucumber And A Zucchini
A penis, a cucumber and a zucchini are having a conversation about who has the worst life.

The cucumber speaks first: My life is so bad, I get cut up raw and thrown in with all these asian foods and cooked.

The zucchini says: Pfft thats nothing. I have a bad taste and get left to the side not to mention no one likes me.

The penis says: You guys think you got it bad?! about once a week I get a plastic bag thrown over my head, shoved in a dark cave and banged around until I throw up!
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¢σявιη вℓєυ, αη∂ נυѕтιη ѕтєιη!