Things I like:


Playing video/computer games (I like the retro stuff best)

Making videos (I have over 100 videos here on Youtube)

Watching Youtube Poops (PINGAS)

Messing up text with Babel Fish (The example whose those which I mean are exactly fast)

Making computer programs (Mostly on a ZX Spectrum 128K)

Building computers (I built myself an awesome Quad Core gaming PC for £800/$1,500)

Downloading weird software for my PSP (I downloaded a universal remote program, so now I can use my PSP to turn the telly on and off!)

Overclocking computers (I have a Q6600 running at 3.3GHz, that's a 37.5% overclock. I use a Thermalright Ultra 120 Extreme and Arctic Silver 5 for cooling. Max load temperature is 62C (Too warm?).)

Making computer games with Game Maker (I'm currently making a Hotel Mario clone called Hotel Luigi.)

Corrupting game ROMs (The results can be hilarious)

And that's about it, really. Oh, and I use Sony Vegas 7 to make my videos, I used to use Windows Movie Maker, which inhales the donkey compared to Vegas.



My entire game console collection (Including portables):


Atari 2600 6 switch woody (The rare one)

Philips CD-i 450

Dreamcast

Game Boy (Original from 1989)

Game Boy Color

Game Boy Advance

Game.com

Gamecube (Has disk read errors)

Mega Drive (Also known as the Genesis)

Mega CD

Master System Converter (Plays Master System games on the Mega Drive)

Nintendo DS (Broken)

Nintendo Entertainment System (Mattel Version)

Nintendo 64

Playstation

Playstation 2

PSP (With custom firmware)

Sega Saturn

Super Nintendo

Xbox (Original, not 360)



My top 5 favourite consoles:


1. Mega Drive

2. Nintendo 64

3. Super Nintendo

4. Game Boy (Original)

5. PSP



Game consoles I want:


Atari Jaguar

Atari Lynx

Commodore 64 (I know it's a computer)

Intellivision

Master System

Virtual Boy (Yes, I really want one)

Wii (I'm getting one for Christmas)



Some of my favourite games (In no order):


Sonic the Hedgehog 1, 2, 3 & Knuckles

Super Mario Bros. 1 - 3

Super Mario World

Conker's Bad Fur Day

Tomb Raider 1 - 5

All of the Zelda games (Except the CD-i games)

Super Mario 64

Super Smash Bros. series (Haven't played Brawl yet)

Luigi's Mansion

Daytona USA (The arcade version ROCKS!)



My least favourite games:


Big rigs over the road racing (I downloaded it, it's awful)

E.T.

Superman 64



Another Gregg in Engrish script (This one really cracked me up!):


Greg's grim death: Conker ... Conker ... ... Conker your children ... you were dead! You die! Dead Sea, as a lot! Deader than ...

I can not arsed this bloody ridiculous contraption! They think this is it? Yes, hello! Ah ... My name's Gregg Popovich, the grim death. Do not laugh!

Conker: You are not a bit short is a tough harvesters?

Greg's grim death: ah, how many serious Have you seen the harvest, man? ... What I do support what?

Conker: Yes, this is a good point, and made good.

Greg's grim death: Now, let me see ... is ah, Conker. Last name?

Conker: squirrels.

Greg's grim death: squirrels. The ... Oh, bloody hell! You have to be a sodding squirrels, will not you?

Conker: Why, is there a problem?

Greg's grim death: Why, yes, there are practical. It's like those bloody cats, the pain of the buttocks! You are one of the special case.

Conker: Oh, really?

Greg's grim death: Yes; It is clear that under the power is - I just do my job, I do what I say, I do not even collect the money is - obviously, squirrels can be used as many lives as they think they can Escape.

Conker: Oh, I see. As a result, I do not have to die?

Greg's grim death: you die ... but not quite.

Conker: Ha, that's right. Well, I will leave it!

Greg's grim death: Tshah! As long as you wait, smart ass. You do not get out of easily. Now, the thing is, you may not be dead, but that does not mean you can not die. You have just a few, we have the opportunity to say .... Yes ah, like a cat. I hate those things. Right! Around the world is your little tail of these things, the squirrel's tail. If you allow them, I'll give you an extra. Understand?

Conker: ah ... well ... sounds a little odd, but determined.

Greg's grim death: strange? This is the best deal you will get bloody, you do not have thorns. Right, this is it! The pee! I have some cats to see. The bloody things. I hate those bloody cats. They meow on the road, they urinate everywhere, and their dog feces and just bloody terrible smell, all my furniture, I just ...