Chuck Norris would lose to me. In a fight.

On veut trop être quelqu'un.

Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge him.

For real?
It's just because when I writed comments on your Chuck Norris video they always got deleted some hours later. I sometimes don't write the "classic" Chuck Norris facts, but find out some new things. I thought they got deleted because of this...
Well anyways, sorry for blaming you.

i have no idea what you're talking about. i haven't opened that video in over a month.

Why are you deleting all my comments?
I don't write anything wrong, do I?
If you keep deleting my comments at least give me the reason.

Chuck Norris invented the lisp, because then it would sound like people were saying Chuck 'Nowuss'. Which is exactly what he is.

lol like it?

When Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel went to Heaven, all the angels wondered where they would sit. Mr. T took his position at the right hand of God and Vin at the left. Chuck Norris looked at God and said, "You're in my seat."

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when Chuck Norris jumps in a pool,he doesnt get wet...the pool gets Chuck.

Chuck Norris once had a pissing contest and his opponent drowned.

Chuck is the reason there is no dinosaurs or hitler.

Chuck Norris counted to infinty.....twice