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E. Jean is advice columnist for Elle magazine
(www.elle.com), the world's largest fashion magazine. (Also the coolest.) The Ask E. Jean column is the longest running advice column in America and reaches 4.5 million readers a month. E.Jean was nominated for an Emmy for writing for Saturday Night Live, is the author of four books (including the biography of Hunter S. Thompson) and is the co-founder of GreatBoyfriends.com.

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